The happiest place on earth... Or is it?

Upon my recent journey to the lair of the insidious rodent by the name of Mickey, an obvious slant against the Irish, I visited spaceship earth. There, the entire history of the world was laid out to me in about 120 seconds flat. We proceeded with our trip around "the world" beginning at Canada.

Oh Canada.... you didn't look like this in real life, but I suppose that you can't have your maple syrup and ... drink it too.  Before heading over any bodies of water we reached the UK. They had the a Beatles cover band and beer, sounds about right.

We had lunch in France. I've been to France, the food is good. Unfortunatly, everything comes from a big kitchen where it all comes out of the same tube. Or at least that's what I imagined after sampling cuisines from around the magical world of Epcot.

China was surprisingly empty, I suppose that one baby policy really worked.... Wouldn't want to check the pond out back.
The rest of the world was lack luster, Germany and Sweden seemed the same. And then came time for the fireworks.
Mexico was spot on, crowded, and the line for margaritas was a mile long. Oh yeah, we tried to get ice cream and a lady told us how stupid we were for not knowing they only had soft serve. She has to go to a couple hours of training now, to make sure shes the happiest person serving ice cream.
Goodbye wonderful world of Disney, and stay classy