USF=WTF

I could have coached the 'Canes to a victory this past Saturday. Of course all armchair coaches and quarterbacks say that after a tough loss, but I really could have. I think that's part of the reason Randy ran off the field and to the bank to cash the check he gets for getting released.

Rule #1 of football: If you are within field goal distance do not throw the ball. We would have won, and that's why he's getting fired.

Randy and I have another thing in common; we are both unemployed. One key difference- Randy has a couple million to chill on.